Nevermore
So, last time, the first baby crow showed up, Savannah. Now let's see how well Crows parent shall we??
D: That baby woke me up! And peee--yew! She stinks!!
S: *gnaws on Daddys shirt"
I peeked at what Savannah looked like as a ya. Not quite what I was hoping for--so--
Time for planting seeds of a different kind.
Seriously--she never gives up. XD
She broke the shower---just in time for Joe to finish up gardening and need it, lol
Confirmation of baby Crow #2
She goes on a cleaning spree.
Ohhh, ouch!! Denied!!! By her own husband, that's harsh Joe, that's harsh...
J: The woman is insatiable, I need a rest!!!
D: *wails* Love meeeeeeeeeee....
J: *checks phone*
2 seconds later....
J: *checks phone*
2 seconds later....
J: *checks phone*
Joe! What the heck are you doing??
J: Hoping work calls me in so I can get away from my wife??
Joe! Go be productive! Make nice with your wife--the mother of your potential heir/torch bearer.
J: *sighs* Fine. *grabs food out of fridge and sits* So Dani, what's the name of the book you're reading??
D: *doesn't look up* The best 5 places to Woohoo
J: *stares* Seriously?
D: I'm doing research Love Pumpkin.
J: Suddenly I'm not very hungry...
Savannah is hungry though--go feed her--
Paparazzi guy got a new look---and it wasn't even my doing...
PG: Shhh, I'm under cover here, ready to get the scoop story on these here bird brains...
Meanwhile, Dani is delighted with all the new light fixtures.
The lights inspire her to make her own food! Surely that must be a +1 point or something somewhere...lol
Joe is making use of the new telescope to watch....
...the night sky???
Dude---you're missing it!!!
Inspired or not, Dani is a lousy cook. xD
*sigh* That's probably a -1 point somewhere...
Joe cleans up that horrid burnt mess of hers.
And makes her a proper meal...
Dani cleans up after herself, amazing. I'm always happy when the idiots clean up after themselves, leaves less work for my TH to do.
Now that hunger is fed...
D: Hellooooo my love pumpkin, come hereeeeeeee!!!!
J: Again?!
D: Oh yeah...
Joe was able to escape to work--leaving the idiot alone with the baby.
She actually does alright, and Savannah survives being left alone with her mother all day. Hooray!!
Joe heads straight for his garden when he gets home.
J: It's so peaceful out here...
His garden is looking pretty good.
J: *proudly* Yes it is.
Aaaaaand...Savannah has a birthday!!
She's basically a clone of her mother, with Joe's skin. Probably not going to be the torch bearer/holder sim.
*crosses fingers* Let's hope the next one is a better mix of the two. I don't like clones!!!
Joe loves his garden.
Daddy/Daughter bonding time.
The Paparazzi don't give up--this one is mad because he can't go through the door. Why is that?? Because He Is Not Wanted. Go away!!!
Let's take a moment to ponder his sense of fashion though--courtesy of EA.
It's perfect.
Shower is broke again. I don't feel bad for having this item now---Joe has to constantly fix it because Dani is constantly breaking it.
And finally!!! Baby crow #2 makes her appearance---
And who do we have here??? Paparazzi guy again...
Glasses maketh the man...er...sim...
With a new baby, Joe is in desperate need of some fast cash. Time to watch the stars and name some comets, or something like that. And hope he evades the attention of certain space explorers...
The next morning Joe escapes to work--he seems rather dubious about his carpool's driving skillz though...
J: Last time she ran through 3 cars, 2 pedestrians, and 1 bus, and that was just the first 5 minutes!! I need a car so I can drive myself.
Denied, no cash flow for a car yet.
Home alone with 2 kids, Dani takes to social media.
Baby Crow 2:
Name: Angelique Crow
Traits: Insane, Good
Favorites: Soul, Aloo Masala Curry (say what?!), white
Sign: Pisces
Points: +5
Which makes me at -10, I think??
And yes--I take very few pics of the baby form--usually you see one--you see them all--
Aaand...apparently we have baby #3?? When did that happen?? Sneaky sims.
So--points--
Started at -15
Birth: +5
Leaving toddler away from home: -5
Hmm--I think that was a draw.
Ending Points: -15
D: That baby woke me up! And peee--yew! She stinks!!
S: *gnaws on Daddys shirt"
I peeked at what Savannah looked like as a ya. Not quite what I was hoping for--so--
Time for planting seeds of a different kind.
Seriously--she never gives up. XD
She broke the shower---just in time for Joe to finish up gardening and need it, lol
Confirmation of baby Crow #2
She goes on a cleaning spree.
Ohhh, ouch!! Denied!!! By her own husband, that's harsh Joe, that's harsh...
J: The woman is insatiable, I need a rest!!!
D: *wails* Love meeeeeeeeeee....
J: *checks phone*
2 seconds later....
J: *checks phone*
2 seconds later....
J: *checks phone*
Joe! What the heck are you doing??
J: Hoping work calls me in so I can get away from my wife??
Joe! Go be productive! Make nice with your wife--the mother of your potential heir/torch bearer.
J: *sighs* Fine. *grabs food out of fridge and sits* So Dani, what's the name of the book you're reading??
D: *doesn't look up* The best 5 places to Woohoo
J: *stares* Seriously?
D: I'm doing research Love Pumpkin.
J: Suddenly I'm not very hungry...
Savannah is hungry though--go feed her--
Paparazzi guy got a new look---and it wasn't even my doing...
PG: Shhh, I'm under cover here, ready to get the scoop story on these here bird brains...
Meanwhile, Dani is delighted with all the new light fixtures.
The lights inspire her to make her own food! Surely that must be a +1 point or something somewhere...lol
Joe is making use of the new telescope to watch....
...the night sky???
Dude---you're missing it!!!
Inspired or not, Dani is a lousy cook. xD
*sigh* That's probably a -1 point somewhere...
Joe cleans up that horrid burnt mess of hers.
And makes her a proper meal...
Now that hunger is fed...
D: Hellooooo my love pumpkin, come hereeeeeeee!!!!
J: Again?!
D: Oh yeah...
Joe was able to escape to work--leaving the idiot alone with the baby.
She actually does alright, and Savannah survives being left alone with her mother all day. Hooray!!
Joe heads straight for his garden when he gets home.
J: It's so peaceful out here...
His garden is looking pretty good.
J: *proudly* Yes it is.
Aaaaaand...Savannah has a birthday!!
She's basically a clone of her mother, with Joe's skin. Probably not going to be the torch bearer/holder sim.
*crosses fingers* Let's hope the next one is a better mix of the two. I don't like clones!!!
Joe loves his garden.
Daddy/Daughter bonding time.
The Paparazzi don't give up--this one is mad because he can't go through the door. Why is that?? Because He Is Not Wanted. Go away!!!
Let's take a moment to ponder his sense of fashion though--courtesy of EA.
It's perfect.
Shower is broke again. I don't feel bad for having this item now---Joe has to constantly fix it because Dani is constantly breaking it.
And finally!!! Baby crow #2 makes her appearance---
And who do we have here??? Paparazzi guy again...
Glasses maketh the man...er...sim...
With a new baby, Joe is in desperate need of some fast cash. Time to watch the stars and name some comets, or something like that. And hope he evades the attention of certain space explorers...
The next morning Joe escapes to work--he seems rather dubious about his carpool's driving skillz though...
J: Last time she ran through 3 cars, 2 pedestrians, and 1 bus, and that was just the first 5 minutes!! I need a car so I can drive myself.
Denied, no cash flow for a car yet.
Home alone with 2 kids, Dani takes to social media.
Baby Crow 2:
Name: Angelique Crow
Traits: Insane, Good
Favorites: Soul, Aloo Masala Curry (say what?!), white
Sign: Pisces
Points: +5
Which makes me at -10, I think??
And yes--I take very few pics of the baby form--usually you see one--you see them all--
Aaand...apparently we have baby #3?? When did that happen?? Sneaky sims.
So--points--
Started at -15
Birth: +5
Leaving toddler away from home: -5
Hmm--I think that was a draw.
Ending Points: -15
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